batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

shubbabang:

spadesslick:

shubbabang:

i have seen hell and it’s at target for 9.99

The price tag is upside-down.

literalsame:

oh i have to go my ride’s here

mossball:

This website has become the equivalent of jokes on popsicle sticks and laffy taffy wrappers

one-day-it-will-all-just-end:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance 

not anymore

wewhofightmonsters:

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

aarontveitsbuttocks:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

oomshi:

WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?